One line Joke (Part 1)
One Line JOkes
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1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God does'nt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
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5. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Joke:6. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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7. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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8. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.